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Temporary screeching halt, followed by swoosh-swoosh HUZZAH!

The weekend started out bad. So totally, royally bad that I’m not even sure what went down - but Jelly Man and I had a quarrel on Friday and half of Saturday, with the other half being full of “I’m so sorry“‘s and “I love you“‘s. Sunday was just a lot of lying about, taking turns watching the baby and napping. I had a lot of housework penned in for the weekend but naturally that never happened. Naturally. If there hadn’t been a quarrel, I’m sure there’d been something else. It’s chronic, I’m telling you!

Yesterday was also the first time ever that Carlita fell asleep like I’ve seen other toddlers do in various funny home videos - she fell asleep sitting up, buckling over her own lap. It’s a good thing Jelly Man was there too because DUDE! SO FUCKING CUTE!! I scooped her up and placed her in bed and was able to walk out almost right away. See, I always have to stay with her until she falls asleep, making sure I’ve got pretty big biceps by now, because sometimes that involves having to hold and sway her until she is out enough for me to lay on the bed with her. When she is asleep I can carefully wedge myself out from under her and tip-toe out. Yes, it can get frustrating, but we have ourselves to blame, methinks.

Daddy is soft

This is how she spent her first 5 months napping.. ON US. Also, we don’t have a crib, so I can’t dump her in and let her fall asleep on her own, knowing she won’t get in trouble. She can climb in and out of bed now, so I have to make sure she’s sleeping when I leave her or she’ll cry, get out of bed and start thudding on the door until I come get her.

Toddler thoughts..

But, it’s OK. Just look at her!

(Btw, how much food should I expect her to eat? I’m asking because she seems to be eating more than I am these days - and just how is that possible? Please explain!)

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Melting, sub zero

SHE SAYS “TEH"* WHEN I GIVE HER TREATS! SHE SAYS “TEH”!! AAWWWWWW!!!!

*TEH obviously meaning THANK YOU - AAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

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Interrupting internet silence to announce that..

..My baby, my precious little baby - she who took 23 long hours to get into this world - is almost completely weaned*, and not only that, but she now.. and brace yourselves for this, cause it blew my mind.. PUTS ON HER BOOTS ALL ON HER OWN!!!

*She is experiencing major abstinence by now though. I thought we’d be able to taper it off slowly, but the kid is so dependent on the boob that it was like pulling the band-aid off s l o o o o o o w l y, and it just seemed cruel to keep that up. Plus we were both getting really frustrated and my boobs were getting sore. Of course, I’m already missing it, but she appears to be getting more cuddly now that she doesn’t get access to the milk-bar. I can so totally live with that.

(Miss A., your goddaughter is putting on boots!!!! All by her self!!!!!!!! Just.. maybe wait at least 10 years before you buy her thigh-high stilettos, OK? Heh!)

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Hope you have a good one - or at least one that doesn’t give you THAT look on your face


Because no holiday is complete without torturing the baby. TWICE! from Gnet on Vimeo.

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